Soundbite: missing appendages

I think I was as surprised as the person to whom this question was posed. While queuing in the Department of Licensing, this chap had filled his form out incorrectly, I presume. It's not the sort of question you hear everyday delivered with such boredom too.

Soundbite: the way it has

I may have lost 4 hours of my life waiting in Immigration in the last two days, but I have garnered some interesting advice.

Soundbite: darndest accent

While talking to American guests at the Ritz-Carlton, gosh darned it.

Soundbite: Hey Shirley

Overheard, the bus driver on the phone to Shirley. Obviously.